FREAKING SPRING BREAK WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!!
A)friday, saturday, sunday
B)florida
C)monday
A) i cant really remember much about those three days except that i slept over at jimmy's and snuck out at like 3 and launch off fire works and stuff, and on sunday, we went to jakes and there was alot of sack tapping and josh kissed dillon...yeah they are pretty gay...then i had to go to florida
B) Florda was freaking sweet, i got there and it was really hot and i went to the beach and went to sleep the first day on the beach and i got a biz load of sunburn on my chest, its peeling so much as i type, the first day sucked, but then came the second day, i went jet skiing and that was soooo fun, i was jumping like 5 ft in the air on every wave and then i was taking pics of it too, and then i fell off and water went up my ass and it hurt... after that i went parasailing, that was so scary... i was like 100 ft in the air and then they slowed down the boat so i was falling to the water and i was like, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DUMBASSES, and my feet hit the water and then they sped up the boat so i went back in the air, it was so scary and fun. the next day i went for a walk on the beach and i was all like yup and then there's this really hot college girl and she had her top untied and i'm like 5 ft in front of her and she sits up and i can see both of her boobs, and she's like AHH you pervert! and i walk away and i'm like....yup.... that was awesome, and then there was this other girl that was walking by and this guy comes up and pantes her and i could see her ass and almost more... needless to say that was the best day sofar. the next day i went shopping and my grandma bought me a birthday present, i got 5 cd's it was sweet, then the next day i was on the beach and this girl came up to me and was like, do i know you?, and i'm like i dont think so... i'm from minnesota and she said she was from chicago, then we talked about stuff and it somehow got to girlfriends and stuff and she said she couldn't hold a boyfriend for more than a week and i was like, oh, my girlfriend broke up with me not to long ago and she's like sad...well, will you go out with my, just for this week? and i was like sure!, and then we talked some more and then...kissed...... then i went back to the condo, the next day i went to the beach and look for jane...that was her name, and then i found her and she was like i have to leave tomorrow, and i was that sux, so then we talked some more and then well... we made out, for a long time, like an hour, then we went into the ocean and did stuff like though water at each other, then we went back on the beach and made out some more and then she was like, feel me or somthing and well, lets just say i made it to second bace with her... that was by far the best day, then the other day i just sat on the beach missing her and reading a book, oh thats right A BOOK, then i went home
C) when i got home was like, hey im home! what should i do, then i went to pauls and i got there i'm like hey, and jimmy and paul was there like yup...jimmy got a cell phone and he's obsessed with it then ashley and michelle showed up and ashley's like RYAN!!! and jumped on me, and michelles like ryan your back! and i'm like yeah i know... then we went to michelles garage, then i went to jimmy's to sleep over that was awesome, i played cs for the first time in a week and i rapped everone, i got there and i they were already playing some games and then i played one it was me against nick and danny, i wasn't worried about nick but danny i was, so when we started i saw taube behind a tree, and i shot alot at him one ball hit his coat and it didn't break and i hit him like 10 times in his gun, then he said he was out of CO2 and then i look behind me and danny was 10 ft behind me and i like crap and i shoot alot at him and i hit him twice, i won that battle. the next battle we took like 30 minutes to decide what we were going to play, and then i compromised and it was me and nick against paul and danny, yeah taube was on my team, we pretty much stood no chance of winning, but i was at the top of the hill and i was waiting for them to go far to the right so i could flank them and taube was on the other side and we could surround them, and i'm waiting behind the tree and i peek out and see paul like 15ft away with his back turned i'm like sweet and i shoot 3 times all of them hit him, it was sweet then i walked close to where taube was and i was him and he started shooting at me and i'm like ITS ME! RYAN! and he still shot, then i got close and then he was like, oh...i didn't know.... yup hes' an idiot, then we walked all over the place searching for danny, we couldn't find him and nick kept taking his mask off and we're like YOU IDIOT! then i finallly saw danny after like 10 min of searching and i shot at him alot but none hit and he shot at me alot and none hit and taube was behind me like, where is he, then he ran down a hill and we lost him again. so i look down and i cant see him and then i sent taube to the far right of the hill to see if he could see him, and when he did so, danny started shooting at him and i saw him and shot dany twice more, i used nick like the decoy he is, well that day was fun, then after we were done there, i went to michelles to have a party with her, ashley, and abby, but dillon and jimmy was there, and michelle had squirt guns and we started squirting each other and we got dillon really wet, then ashley and abby left, then we went to the tree house and started seeing if it would break, then jimmy's like, lets show ryan the giraffe, and only jimmy wanted to go cause it was really muddy, when i saw it i punched it in the nose cause it was styrofoam and i puched it so hard i started to bleed, it hurt, then i had to go home and that was the end of my best spring break ever...
Quote of the post: *ring* pauls phone "answer it!" -paul "answer...hello?...jimmy!" -jimmy "what kind of answer was that!?!"
Posted at 09:05 pm by kenshinmoe